The girl version of our Mighty Max, Polly Pocket. If there isn’t something like this out now there should be.

WWF Hasbro figures

I had BOXES of these. They looked cool as shit but they didn’t move well. And by well I mean at all. Why won’t you let Razor Ramon walk?!?? a goddamn Sharpshooter isn’t a Sharpshooter if legs aren’t crossed!!!

Credit to my room mate for remembering the Halloween Chicken Nugget happy meal toys. Does McD’s still do this?

Lite Brite

I still am bitter that i never got one of these. Its a fucking portable Sega Genesis! What could of been better? I WANT A SEGA NOMAD. If you were lucky enough to get your parents to buy this let me know so I can feel shitty again.

Magna Doodles were always cool until you forgot to erase whatever you drew for over a week because it became permanently etched.

Since some time during Monday Night Football I have been driving myself crazy trying to remember the name of these. I texted at least 15 people trying to describe the “blocks that glow in the dark and you can make bendy shit with them.” Finally I remembered it, BETTER BLOCKS! 

If you watched tv as a kid in the 90’s, and I dont care what channel be it Disney, Nickeloden, saturday morning stuff, you will watch this and remember it. This made my day. 

Even though there is a boy in this video im 99.9999999% sure I never say a boy with one of these.

Do they sell these? Every time I went to the dentist they had one of these things in the waiting room.

A Glo Worm. I never had one of these but my cousin did. I remember if you kicked it hard enough it’s face would light up and give me joy. Was it made to be kicked? Who knows.