Wow what a great fucking commercial. Pizza Hut really used to go all out with their commercials. This is the type of stuff I miss from when I was little.

If you look at any “scary” books for kids now they are all colorful and cutesy. The cover art alone is creepy enough to bring on some nightmares. This was THE book to check out from the library in October in elementary school.

Worst fucking Halloween candy by far!! You gave me these on Halloween expect to be cleaning up egg off your house for the next week. It’s like the devil took a beer shit mixed it with peanut butter from 1860 and made only old people hand this out to unsuspecting kids.
So yea I kinda got lazy this week but now it’s October which means one of my top 3 childhood hollidays, HALLOWEEN!!! I’m gonna try to make the posts Halloween themed so if you have any ideas please submit them

Credit to my room mate for remembering the Halloween Chicken Nugget happy meal toys. Does McD’s still do this?




